MICHONNE
Clinic Security
Education: Extensive training in stealth surveillance, counter-surfing, taste testing and advanced boundary confusion. Special certification in invading personal space and then reacting as if the human initiated contact.
Birthplace: Kamloops, BC
What are your career goals?
To maintain strict security standards throughout the clinic, monitor all staff activities from the most inconvenient locations, and ensure no one becomes too comfortable while working.
What’s the most inspiring part of your job?
Supervising the team, inspecting treatment areas, and reminding everyone that personal space is a flexible concept that applies mainly to humans.
What was your childhood dream job/career?
Professional sunbeam tester.
If you were a plant what would you be and why?
A cactus. Approachable at first glance, but those who know me understand that contact should be carefully considered.
What is your background and experience?
I have extensive experience in clinic surveillance, workstation inspections, and morale monitoring. Well known for approaching staff members as if requesting affection, only to immediately act betrayed when they respond.
Where would we find you (when not working) on a sunny Okanagan day?
Guarding a warm window, conducting bird surveillance, or evaluating the comfort level of every chair in the clinic.
What advice would you give a candidate who wants to join our team of superstars?
Stay alert, work hard, and never assume that an approaching cat is actually inviting interaction.
